May 5, 2009Johnson’s Wax Decorating Ideas for Hookers
What in God’s name is going on with this picture?
I mean….Welcome again to How To Have A Prettier Room, a cute little pamphlet put out by the Johnson’s Wax company with decorating ideas for teenage girls. So far we have seen how to decorate a room for the Artistic Type and the Romantic Type. Now we are on to the girl dubbed, the “Outdoor Type”, and it is time to face some facts.
No girl would ever associate herself with this picture. Ever.
From the premature wrinkles to the snarled, dirty hair, the illustrator for this little booklet does a disservice to young girls everywhere who love the outdoors. No one would ever admit to being this type of girl. Ever! Why did they have to make her so ugly compared to the other girls? What is the point of that? What girl is going to point at this picture and say, “Yep. That’s me. The ugly one.” And why does she look so old? With her uncombed hair, caterpillar eyebrows and too much lipstick she looks more like a tired hooker than a girl who likes to go camping.
But I digress.
If you love burning leaves and ugly movie stars, this here is the room for you.
God, this is embarrassing. Let’s just get this over with.
I have to admit, though, I love that lamp on the bookcase. They can keep the moldy fishing basket.
The storage locker is cute, and I love the space filler row of pictures. The little wastebasket painted with atomic bursts is really a good idea.
So, that is it for the poor Outdoor Type. Join us next week when we show you the type of girl everyone loves to hate…the Prom Personality.