March 21, 2011How To Look Pretty At Your 1940’s Party
Whew. It’s a good thing my big, attractive husband is here so I don’t have to plan this whole works with my own pretty little hands.
“Okay, we are going to need 30 packs of Lucky Strikes and you need to fold 150 of these paper cranes by Tuesday.”
“Remember, Pierre, not too set now. It might detract from my party spirit. ”
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“Whew. All that creaming and furbishing wore me out.”
“Who knew tomato gelatin could be used as pomade? And it sets up so stiffly!”
“Oh, Sandy, have you met my big, attractive husband? No? Well, I’ll let you meet him later, after we take care of your hands with some hand cream from my kitchen emergency shelf.”