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Please VOTE for Eartha! Starburst Glasses too!

22 Jul

Please VOTE for Eartha! Starburst Glasses too!

By Sara In AZ

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***********BREAKING NEWS FROM KITSCHVILLE***********

*************EARTHA NEEEDS OUR VOTE****************

***********BREAKING NEWS FROM KITSCHVILLE***********

*************EARTHA NEEEDS OUR VOTE****************

OK, so I hope everyone has already checked out Eartha Kitsch’s new blog Ranch Dressing with Eartha Kitsch. And, if you have not – well, we are just gonna have to lasso your butt and drag you over there aren’ t we! Just kiddin’ y’all! Well, I wanted to ask all the awesome readers of the No Pattern Required blog if they could do a big, huge favor for me. You see, Eartha needs our votes so she can win a visit from the Kozy Shack Pudding Patrol! I ask you, who in their right mind, does not want to see her do a post on the Kozy Shack Pudding Patrol? I know I want to see what the Pudding Patrol looks like. Hmmmmm, maybe it’s a bunch of people dressed up in pudding outfits, or maybe they arrest you if you do not have enough Kozy Shack pudding (uh-oh, better be careful Eartha, they might throw you in the Puddin’ Prison). The possibilities are endless in dreaming of the Pudding Patrol. But I digress, if the Pudding Patrol pays her a visit she also has the chance to win some much needed $$$$$! So, I humbly ask y’all – could you pretty please, with double and triple sugar on top, vote for Eartha in the Kozy Shack pudding contest. You can vote for her once a day until September 15th and voting is SUPER easy. Click HERE for the link to vote. Trust me y’all, I have checked out all the other entries in the Kozy Shack contest and no one even comes close to Eartha ! Eartha deserves to win, and she can win with our help! Spread the word if you want to see a visit from the Pudding Patrol!

Here is Eartha Kitsch’s entry in the Kozy Shack Pudding Contest! Please look for her picture! And thanks for your help y’all!

Hi Jack! That Kozy Shack sure does look Mmmm, Mmmm goood!

And, may I ever so humbly ask for your help one more time? I picked up these Starburst glasses last week at Goodwill and I haven’t  a clue about them at all. Has anyone ever seen these before, or know when they were made? Or, who made them?

There are 6 water(?) goblets and 7 champagne cups.

The little Starburst shapes are actually etched into the glasses, not applied with paint.

Has anyone ever seen these before????

Help!!!!!!!

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Mid-Century Menu – East End Bars

2 Jun

Mid-Century Menu – East End Bars

By RetroRuth

Hello, All! Welcome to this week’s Mid-Century Menu.  I have kind of a sweet tooth this week, so I thought this would be a good chance to bake from one of my more interesting cook book finds, Mail Box News, a baking and cake decorating monthly newsletter from Maid of ScandinaviaMail Box News was started in 1956 as a monthly newsletter designed to answer the many questions customers had about Maid of Scandinavia products, and continues to this day as a monthly magazine.  It has undergone some changes, and is now published by the same people who do American Cake Decorating Magazine, as Maid of Scandinavia has since gone out of business.

This issue of Mail Box News is from January 1968, and I must say this was a really great publication, especially for housewives interested in cake decorating. It had tons of tested recipes, reader tips and featured cakes made by professional bakers and regular housewives. I have been dying to try some of the recipes in this issue, especially the recipe for East End Bars.

Interesting.  They kind of remind me of Magic Cookie Bars, but they have frosting made with instant pudding mix?  Sign me up!

Thanks to my mom for the giant, gorgeous bag of fancy pecan halves that you gave me.  I crushed some up to go into this recipe.  A waste, I know, but I still appreciate it!

The first ingredients in my “double boiler”, which is just a metal bowl over a saucepan. Not classy, but effective.

The ingredients, all melted and whisked together.  Now, I kept waiting for it to become custard consistency, but it bypassed custard and went straight to…

Curled. Eeeesh. Oh well, I poured it over the other ingredients and used it anyway!

See?  Everything is fine.  Can’t even tell the difference.

The bar base, pressed into the pan.

The ingredients for the frosting, getting ready to be mixed.  And then….

They got mixed! Surprise!  I know, not really.  Nothing too special here.  It just looks like regular frosting.

The chocolate chips and butter getting ready to be microwaved.  Aren’t the swirled chips pretty??  I had some left so I decided to use them up instead opening a new bag of straight semi-sweet chips.

The pudding frosting, spread over the base.

The melted chips and butter.

Ooooookay. So, this looks crappy, but give me a break, ok?  The chips started solidifiying as soon as they hit the cold frosting.  I suppose it is better than everything melting, right? Right?  Ah, screw it.

Tom’s first bite! 

He looks a little concerned. 

“What do they taste like?”

He chewed for a bit.  “Grainy.  The frosting stuff is really grainy.  But the bottom part is good.”

I took a bite.  The top “frosting” was really grainy, but other than that it was pretty good. Rich, but good.

The Verdict: Good. Very rich, so cut them small.  If I was going to make them again, I would beat the butter and powdered sugar together, and dissolve the pudding mix in the milk and beat the whole thing for a long time in an electric mixer to get rid of the grainyness.

**Verdict UPDATE!  These bars have been upgraded from good to completely awesome after 24 hours of refridgeration.  Tom ate three in one sitting and would have eaten more if I hadn’t taken them away from him.  The grainyness in the filling goes away and the base tastes even better!  Definitely recommended!

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Mid-Century Menu – Pizza Boats and Hot Fudge Pudding Cake

11 Nov

Mid-Century Menu – Pizza Boats and Hot Fudge Pudding Cake

Bisquick001Welcome to another week of the Mid-Century Menu!  Honestly, I am surprised this feature has gone one as long as it has.  I thought for sure that it would become too disgusting for us to continue, but Tom and I have persevered through all the stinky, nasty dishes and even found a few good ones.  One of these days I need to make a Best and Worst list of the Mid-Century Menu.  Sigh.  So many things to do.

In any case, this week’s menu comes out of Betty Crocker’s Bisquick Cook Book, published in 1956.  I love this cookbook, not just because of some of the crazy recipes, but for all the great pictures as well.  I think this is one of the better photographed cookbooks, just for the fact that they take a lot of pictures of the finished dishes.  With most of these older cookbooks you just have to use your imagination when it comes to picturing the end result of the recipe.  And that has put me off more than a few recipes, let me tell you.  I can imagine some pretty horrible stuff.

Of course, the pictures also have drawbacks.

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What in God’s name is oozing out of that waffle sandwich on the right?  What?!?!?  It looks like someone on the photo shoot was so nauseated that they threw up on a waffle.

“Awww, someone bring me another waffle, Bill just yaked on this one.”

“Should we clean-up the plate and reset everything?”

“Nah, the cream on the shortcake will run. Just throw it on top of the other one and we’ll pretend its filling.”

 Gah.

Another thing, has anyone else noticed that the picture of Betty Crocker has yellow eyes?  Yellow eyes, I swear to God, yellow eyes!  Just like Scut Farkas.

Anyway, all kidding aside, here is the dish I picked for this week.

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Really?  Really?!?!?  On what planet is a hot dog, cheese and ketchup considered pizza???  Even if you used chili sauce, it would be closer to chili than pizza.  Not even the dumbest 1950′s kid would be fooled by this. 

Pizza. Bah.

In any case, I was off!

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I got chicken hot dogs because they were less fat.  I didn’t think it would make that much of an impact in whether or not the boats actually tasted like pizza.

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Milk, melted butter and Bisquick.

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The dough, all stirred together.

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Here it is on the floured board after it kneading it 8 times.

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Here it is after being rolled out and divided.  I didn’t bother trimming the dough to make it even!

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The hot dog halves, all in place. 

And no, it isn’t pizza yet.

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Putting the cheese strips in place.  I thought they would be safer under the hot dog than on top of it.

Nope, not pizza yet!

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Ketchup on top of the hot dogs.

Still not pizza!

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Here they are, all boated up and ready for the oven.  You know, at first I thought this was going to be an easy recipe, but from the last picture until this picture took…me…forever!  They were so fussy!  Oh well, I suppose I shouldn’t complain.  At least they look semi-appetizing, which is a good thing after all that work.

And no, Sara, they aren’t pizza yet.

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Here they are, straight from the oven.  They don’t look like pizza, but you never know. I didn’t put pudding or even milk into the dessert and it came out with pudding on the bottom.  I was really confused, and I wondered if Bisquick was some kind of miracle ingredient.

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The first bite. 

“So, is it pizza?”

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“Nope,”  Tom said, “It’s not pizza, but these things are really good.”

I took a bite.  They were really good. Sickeningly good, actually.

But they didn’t taste like pizza. Nuts. I guess Bisquick isn’t magic after all.

The Verdict:

Pizza Boats:  Good, but not a bit like pizza. The biscuit is very rich and is a little sickening after the second one, but is still pretty tasty.  Would be a good party snack if cut into smaller pieces.

Hot Fudge Pudding Cake:  Really good.  How the mystery layer of pudding came about I have no idea, but it was really good. Tom ate himself sick on it, and didn’t care about the mystery.

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Mid-Century Menu – Fish Sticks Polynesian

5 Aug

Mid-Century Menu – Fish Sticks Polynesian
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Amazing! Low Cost! Frightening!

Welcome to the Mid-Century Menu where every week blah blah blah vintage cookbooks, blah blah blah interesting recipes, blah blah blah serve it to my husband for supper.

You get the idea. :)

The recipe, or should I say set of recipes, that Tom and I chose this week comes from Good Food On A Budget, published by the good people at Better Homes and Gardens in 1971.  The basic premise of this book, as you can see from the cover, is how to make more dinner with budget ingredients in less time.  Which makes for fun cookin’ for me.

It was hard to pick just one thing from this book because, well, everything looked really interesting.  Apparently “budget” cooking mostly means “substitution” cooking,  so essential ingredients in many recipes are subbed with the cheap alternative. Which means that ingredients are being used where they really shouldn’t be. For example, in the recipe we chose for dinner, a fish fillet has been switched out for fishsticks. Seriously.

Anyway, we decided on Fish Sticks Polynesian for this week’s menu because of our recent return from Aruba.  And what better way to keep the cheap substiution premise going than to suggest that somehow rice with pineapple and fish sticks on top of it could remind us of the food we had in Aruba. Classy.

But we didn’t want to just go this far, we wanted to go further.  Instead of just making the fish stick thing, we wanted to make the whole menu suggested by the book.  Which was fun, in a crazy way.

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“Low-cost convenience food…”  Ah, that phrase just warms my heart.

We decided to include everything but the soup, since it was pretty hot yesterday and we didn’t feel like eating soup before chowing down on fish stick casserole.  We also decided on the beets instead of the cucumbers, since I wasn’t about to waste my homegrown cucumbers on a recipe that might be a failure.  I can use the cucumbers on my own failure recipes, thanks very much!

So, I included the step-by-step for the main dish and I will put the recipes for the side dishes at the end.  I didn’t take pictures of their creation because, well, these posts are already long enough as it is!

First things first. I give you…..Fish Sticks Polynesian.

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Fun, huh?  I love the carrot curls.

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It even has the carrot curls in the recipe!  Love it.

But anyway, off we go.

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The assembled ingredients.  Notice the sealed box of cornstarch.  I had to have Tom stop off at the grocery store after work to pick this up, since these recipes called for way more cornstarch than I had on hand.

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The ingredients for the sauce, waiting to be cooked.

I love cornstarch, it is almost like magic.  It can turn soupy ingredients into….

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…ectoplasmic goo in just minutes!

I don’t know why my sauce isn’t as yellow as there’s was. Maybe because I used a sweet, thick soy sauce instead of the La Choy variety.

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The rice, pineapple and frozen peas. I know, I know, the peas were supposed to be thawed.  I just forgot to take them out before hand, so they were still frozen when I threw them in.  I figured it didn’t matter since I was throwing rock solid frozen fishsticks on the top, right?

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The sauce is poured over the unsuspecting rice mixture.

At this point, it started to remind me a little of chinese takeout.  A litte soy sauce, a little cornstarch, some pineapple.  Almost sounds like sweet and sour chicken.  You know, the kind with the unbelievably red sauce?

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The rice mix is “spoked” with frozen fishsticks.

I have to admit, I love this presentation. So very vintage.

Now, I have to tell you a little story.  So, Tom and I were laboring away at the side dishes while the casserole cooked.  One of the last things I did, while Tom was making disgusted faces while stirring the heating beets, was painstakingly make about 6 stupid little carrot curls for the top of the casserole.  But then it came out of the oven, and guess what?

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Yup.  Finished fish casserole. No carrot curls.  I forgot them!

Anyway, we put our feast out on the table and got ready to be wowed.

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Hmm…I really need to make us some placemats.  The people from the Table Setting book would be so disappointed!

So, here is the spread.  Fish Sticks Polynesian, Orange-Glazed Beets and Parsley Onion Rolls.  A meal fit for company, according to the cookbook.

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Tom taking his first bite. And the reaction is….

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….mixed.

“What the heck is this?”

“Pineapple juice, soy sauce and veggie bullion.  It shouldn’t be too bad.”

“It’s not that bad its just….weird.”

He was right. The resulting mixture was just weird.  To top it off, it got progressivly sweeter as you kept eating.  I am not a fan of sweet main courses.  I like my main meal to be savory, so about four bites in I had to take a break and switch to one of the sides.  Across the table from me, Tom was eating one bite of everything and making loops around his plate.

“This is weird,” he said again, “everything actually goes together taste-wise.  It isn’t great, but the flavors compliment each other.”

I tried it, eating one bit of everything.  Wow.  He was right.  In a strange way, they all complimented each other.

The Verdict: Strange and very sweet, but edible.

Fish Stick Polynesian: Insidiously sweet. By the third bite, disgusting.  Needs to be eaten with other food.

Orange-Glazed Beets: I didn’t think there was a way to make canned beets worse. But there is.  Skip this one. Please.

Parsley-Onion Rolls: Very good. A easy idea to flavor refrigerator rolls. But the extra butter is not needed.

Coffee-Scotch Dessert: Very good. Coffee and butterscotch was an interesting combo.

And, for the finale, a shot of dessert!

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